Kafkaworld's Blog

August 22, 2011

On My Best Feature

Filed under: bridge — kafkaworld @ 8:05 am
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Last weekend I was at Coff’s Harbour for a big bridge congress.

Saturday was a cold, windy and very wet day so I was wearing these socks, just to cheer things up.



Happy Rainbow Socks

I was coming down in the lift with a middle aged gentleman – no that’s wrong, a middle aged male bridge player.  You rarely meet gentlemen in the bridge world.

He looked me up and down and remarked, “You must think your legs are your best feature”.

I’m still trying to think of a suitable riposte, three days later.  Any suggestions?  When I find one, I will write it on a piece of paper, hunt him down and stick it up his hairy arse.  Looking forward to that.



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